{"product_id":"sploot-god","title":"SPLOOT GOD","description":"This relaxed, garment-dyed tee feels like a well-loved staple from the moment you put it on. The heavy, ring-spun cotton hangs with a comfortable weight and a soft, broken-in texture from post-construction dyeing. Subtle chest lettering and a clean, minimal silhouette make it easy to layer under a jacket or wear solo with jeans. It lives in slow mornings and long walks — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to feel grounded, comfortable, and quietly confident.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWear it to wander local markets, meet friends for coffee, or while journaling at home. The relaxed fit and range of sizes let it drape easily or tuck at the front for a more styled look. The sturdy double-needle stitching and pre-shrunk fabric mean the tee ages well: softer with every wash, still holding its shape. Available in many muted and vibrant garment-dyed shades to match the mood you want to carry through the day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for easy layering\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL and 58 color options; sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Orchid \/ S","offer_id":53474644689261,"sku":"21015088408593046190","price":18.01,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ M","offer_id":53474644722029,"sku":"32177626959652201763","price":18.01,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ M","offer_id":53474644754797,"sku":"79716843552435286065","price":18.01,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XL","offer_id":53474644787565,"sku":"12121086073593720719","price":18.01,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ XL","offer_id":53474644820333,"sku":"74045263733158191617","price":18.01,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 2XL","offer_id":53474644853101,"sku":"78257618124342212975","price":19.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":53474644885869,"sku":"12517182246285990948","price":19.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 3XL","offer_id":53474644918637,"sku":"24766347298371889357","price":21.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0954\/5144\/7661\/files\/4352921523542833892_2048.jpg?v=1782141919","url":"https:\/\/slopshop-app.myshopify.com\/products\/sploot-god","provider":"The Slop Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}